ishouldbestudyingbutno answered to your post “Domestic Meme”
Darcy x Bruce?
How did they meet? Darcy and Bruce met the first time in the halls of Culvar when a freshman Darcy slipped onto a stray paper and Professor Banner caught her. It was kind of a love at first site thing for Darcy, but Bruce was dating Betty so that was a no go, even if he did find the teenage genius very amusing. Fast forward several years later and Darcy is working at Avenger’s tower and Bruce is asking Jane why she was calling a woman with a PHD in mathematical engineering her ‘intern’.
Big spoon & Little spoon? Whoever goes to sleep first, normally this is Bruce, ends up the little spoon. The other one just drapes their body over the little spoon and passes out.
Who cooks? Bruce and Darcy rarely cook. Mostly they live on take out.
Any pets? Darcy comes home with an injured baby owl one day, Bruce doesn’t ask questions and just looks up everything they need for her.
Who uses all the hot water? Bruce.
The cleaner one? Darcy. Bruce is very much the absentminded professor when it comes to everything not pertaining to his temper or lab.
The one who forgets to turn off the lights? Darcy. Mostly when she forgets her glasses and can’t be bothered to fumble for the light switch.
Favorite non-sexual activity? Restaurant hunting. Darcy had a verity of room mates in college that exposed her to foreign food and Bruce picked up a love for similar things in India. They eat out all the time, trying hole in the wall after hole in the wall for the best stuff.
Each person’s most annoying habit? Darcy sticks pencils in her hair and forgets they’re there until Bruce is stuck helping her unwind them from her tangles. Bruce gets up at ungodly hours in the morning and can’t be bothered to tuck the comforter back around Darcy so she wakes up ten minutes later too cold.