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  • Jane: If the house was burning down, what would you save first, the cake or me?
  • Darcy: Not fair! The cake doesn't have legs!
October 2014
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Against School Policy 

marvelousmsmarvel:

I did a thing. You should go read the thing and then share it with your friends. You know, if you want?

it’s a good thing, I’m sharing this thing too.

October 2014
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maryjean20:

Kat Dennings Plays 60 Seconds or Else 

October 2014
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This Is No Dalliance

somanyfandomssolittletime:

Title: This Is No Dalliance
Category: MCU
Genre: General/Romance/(History?)
Ship: Darcy Lewis/Fandral
Rating: General
Summary:

In which Darcy explains about an obscure British queen, gains a new historical crackship, and maybe even gains a ship of her own. Contains assorted superhero cameos as other historical figures.
This is part of the Halloween Challenge: Women in History.

Preview:

She grinned wryly. “Cartimandua’s crime was that she was a badly behaved woman – at least by our historical standards. History never looks kindly on those types of women.”

“Nonsense, they are to be admired!” He ran his fingers over his beard contemplatively. “My long acquaintance with the Lady Sif and short, but informative acquaintance with the formidable women of Midgard – present company included, of course-“ He winked at her and she shook her head, amused. “-has taught me that the world is better when we act beyond the roles expected of us.”

He certainly was a constant surprise. “I like the way you think, Flynn Rider.” At his perplexed frown, she elaborated, “Remind me to show you Tangled sometime.”

AO3: (read now)

YAY! THANK YOU FOR THIS ENTRY TO THE CHALLENGE!

Plus, such a rare pairing! So glad you decided to write on them!

October 2014
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missmeggo929:

So, I’m watching the Simpsons on FXX and there’s a character named Darcy.

I thought the voice actress sounded familiar…

…turns out it’s Natalie Portman. 

Now I need a fic where Darcy is watching the episode and keeps telling Jane they sound alike.

October 2014
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uruvielnumenesse:

"Welcome to State Farm Insurance Agency!" A cheerful woman said to the bedraggled stranger before her. This stranger’s appearance didn’t faze her. Nothing does after becoming a full time agent.

"How can I help you today?" The woman asked after a moment. The stranger pulled out a flyer.

"This paper states that you are hiring people for full time positions." The stranger said. His eyes were focussed intently on the State Farm Agent.

"It sure does." The woman replied happily, though she did note that the paper was a random piece of paper and the only thing written was hired help needed. 

"I want that job." The man stated with a low threatening tone. He was surprised when the woman simply grinned and gestured for him to enter her little cubicle.

The woman clapped her hands and pulled out a clipboard. After handing him the clipboard, the woman waited.

"So before we begin, you have to fill out this paperwork. Please do not forget to read the fine print." The man narrowed his eyes at her but did as told. Quickly skimming the paperwork, the man signed where needed unaware of the tiny little clause.

"Great! Now that that’s done. We can get to the interview." The woman said as she placed the clipboard back in her drawer. The man nodded solemnly.

"So, first off, your name is James Barnes correct?" The woman asked.

"Yes." Swift was the answer from James. The woman pulled out a pen and marked the paper making a pleased sound.

"And you are a military veteran." The woman sounded intrigued as she spoke out loud.

"I was part of the Howling Commandos and unwillingly served Hydra." James said. He wasn’t proud of admitting this but he needed the job. Times were tough after finding his memory and with Hydra coming out of the evil closet.

"So you have experience in costumer service?" 

"I-yes." Technically he did, he did the will of his masters. Never had a complaint filed against him as anyone who tried, died a horrible death. 

"Well alright! Welcome to the family, James!" The woman beamed as she stood to shake James’ hand. 

"My name is Jo, and I’m the rival of Flo from Progressive. So I expect a lot out of you Mr. Barnes."

A moment later, Jo and James flash out of the office.

"Now let’s go meet your newest client."

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"WE’RE GOING TO DIE JANE!" Darcy wailed as they waited for the inevitable collision of their RV and a double decker London bus.

"DO THE JINGLE! DO THE JINGLE!" Jane screamed. Darcy heaved and panted as she trembled to do the jingle.

"LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!" Flash

Two people dressed in red shirts and khaki pants appeared in the back seat of the RV. 

"Hi, Darcy-" The woman began but was interrupted by several things. 

James tensed as the screamed continued. He cocked his magically appearing gun at the bus.

Darcy and Jane continued to scream but turned to Jo.

"GET US OUT OF HERE!" Jo nodded and gathered up everyone and told the girls to do the jingle again.

"LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!"  There were tears in the women’s eyes but Jo and James were professional and kept their cool.

"IN MY OFFICE!" Jo added seriously.

Flash

The four appeared in Jo’s office. Darcy sprawled on the floor and Jane fell with her.

"Thanks Jo." The two said in unison but then they noticed something. 

"Holy shit. Is that the Winter Soldier?" Jane asked. James waved his metal arm at the two.

"I didn’t know that State Farm did assassinations." Darcy snarked.

"Well, James is more qualified than most people." Jo said.

"Is he our new agent then?" James nodded.

Jane and Darcy looked at each other and shrugged. 

"Ok."

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anniemar:

It’s almost over …
So for my Tumblr pals, instead of posting one 10,000 word chapter, I broke it up into two.
Manic Taser Dream Girl, Chapter 31
AO3
FF

anniemar:

It’s almost over …

So for my Tumblr pals, instead of posting one 10,000 word chapter, I broke it up into two.

Manic Taser Dream Girl, Chapter 31

AO3

FF

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I’ve had people tell me to get Mystic Tan, blonde highlights, choppy haircuts, but I’ve made a conscious decision not to cave.
October 2014
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nemhaine42:

Inspired by "On Your Skin" by typhoidmeri

The tatts are probably nothing like she imagined but I tried and therefore no-one should criticise me. Yeah, and let’s just assume that fancy-schmancy ink is fast-drying and she ain’t smudging shit. 

I don’t know that all that time spent studying pictures of Chris Evans resulted in me actually being better at drawing Steve but… well, I don’t consider it a waste. 

The animals are those specified in Meri’s fic - go read it! - and I rather assumed they were representative of people. The Fox is Darcy; the Eagle, Sam; the Bear, Bucky; and the Spider, Natasha. There’s also mention of constellations but not specific ones. The Spider is actually the only one of those animals that isn’t a constellation so I headcanon’d that he’d have Sagittarius for Clint, Hercules for Thor and Centaurus for Bruce, and that those would be the ones Darcy draws on his torso. I also included Draco as a reference to Hydra (with the Bear keeping watch over it). So since both Draco and Ursa Major surround Polaris, Darcy is drawing Cassiopeia, even though that totally doesn’t fit. 

October 2014
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( and I ) couldn’t wash the echoes out

by

From a young age, Darcy Lewis knew she could talk to the dead. Earthbound spirits, her grandmother called them. The ones that need help because they have unfinished business with the living.

So she juggles being an intern for her boss-turned-BFF by day, and being a mediator by night. And it works for awhile. Until a god falls out of the sky, superheroes save (and kinda destroy) Manhattan, and suddenly her whole world is turned upside down.

Words: 928, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English



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