It’s eleven in the morning, and Tony Stark is on her doorstep.
Darcy considered that for a moment, and then decided to rephrase. It’s eleven in the morning, and Tony fucking Stark is on her doorstep.
“Why is Tony Stark here?” she inquired, not sure if she was asking the man himself, the empty air somewhere to the left of his shoulder, or Jane, because this was totally and completely Jane’s doing.
“Jane won’t do science with us until she has her equipment,” he said, and oh dear God, that was Tony Stark of Stark Industries, also known as Iron Man, also known as The Entirety Of Facebook Would Band Together To Call Darcy A Lying Liar.